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Don’t copy if you can’t paste!

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, ‘ The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my … Continue reading


Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale…….. Cheap……. . …….no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:  Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time  On a bulletin board:  Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking… I Gave … Continue reading

Why so many keys are so rusty????? Please answer.

Why Why Why  Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Man replies: It’s very simple.Confucius say ‘When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it’s a bad lock.But when one key … Continue reading

My boss fainted when he sees the form filled by the interviewee….

RESUME  SENT IN BY A CHINESE GIRL  first time filling up an application    form                                                                                     … Continue reading

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: … Continue reading


A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, ‘I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see … Continue reading

Punjabi Lawyer in UK wrote his wife in India

Dear Sunita Darling,    I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has   affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust. Your loving husband,  Tuna Singh  His wife replied…  Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I … Continue reading