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Don’t copy if you can’t paste!

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, ‘ The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my … Continue reading


Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale…….. Cheap……. . …….no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:  Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time  On a bulletin board:  Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking… I Gave … Continue reading


In war soldiers get injured, right? Here’s how different races exclaim:When the BRITISH got shot – OH MY GOD…..!!!!When the MALAY got shot – YA ALLAH….!!!When the INDIAN got shot – AH-YOYO AMMAH…!!!But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot, they go – NABUEH CHEE BYE, TIOKLIAO…!!!!****************************Signal for sex:Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her: … Continue reading


Why so many keys are so rusty????? Please answer.

Why Why Why  Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Man replies: It’s very simple.Confucius say ‘When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it’s a bad lock.But when one key … Continue reading