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STORY OF RED INDIAN COUPLE

This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months,……… the wife has not conceived.  So the couple went to seek the help of the Red ‘Chief’ who is also the tribe’s medicine man.  Indian said to the chief: “Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how … Continue reading

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, ‘GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND … Continue reading

Never Lie To A Woman…!!!

A man called home to his wife and said, ‘ Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a … Continue reading

Mexicans….very honest people….

KOK BENG STORY

Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?Because below 18 not allowed ! Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.Kok Beng : “Do you have color TV ?”Salesgirl : “Yes !”Kok Beng : “Give me a green one, please “ Kok Beng is filling up … Continue reading

GOOD ADULT HUMOUR

Failure  is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it’s only when you leave her a virgin. Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant! Horror is when both are pregnant! Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both! The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% … Continue reading

A DOCTOR IN DUBLIN

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant  “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients”.  “Yes, sir!” answers  Murphy.  The doctor goes fishing and … Continue reading